MAUREEN D'ARCY
(MIDNIGHT)
MIDNIGHT QUOTES
FROM THE DARK GUARDIANS CAMPAIGN
(Season Two)
“I’m not only sending him straight to Hell, I’m giving him instructions on exactly what I’ll be doing to him during the entire trip!” -Midnight
“I hope we didn’t need that door.” -Midnight
“When I smile at someone, it implies ‘Nice to meet you.’ When you smile at someone, it implies, ‘You look like a snack.’” -Midnight, to Qurria’al
“At least if I die, there are at least two people who know hell well enough they can find me.” -Midnight
“I will descend from the ivory dungeon.” -Midnight
“What am I going to do at a bank, I don’t have a public ID!” -Vagabond
“You could stand outside, hand out daisies, and ask people if they’ve accepted Christ as their personal savior. Not only would they ignore you, people would probably go out of their way to pretend you weren’t there.” -Midnight, on the different members’ “cover” reason for being at the bank to prevent a robbery
“Whisper did not die with intent to defraud…” -Midnight
“Yes… but I know Psi wants me for my mind…” -Midnight
“Has anybody seen Cloak?” -Avatar, regarding the psion with invisibility powers
“Just for that, I’m not applauding the next 20 times we go trolling for muggers.” -Midnight
“He could hand you your a** folded neatly into origami… how’s that?” -Midnight
“I’m busy mentally b****slapping your father around…” -Midnight
“It seems this interruption doesn’t suit our arrangements, Mr. Yamaguchi… we’ll continue our business elsewhere.” -Zephrem
“…WIMP!!!” -Midnight
“Go ahead. Push me mentally. See what pushes back.” -Midnight and her weird little connection to the Qliphothic Plane…
“I’m sorry… I had to clean the sarcasm off the phone before I could hear you.” -Midnight
“I eat Qliphothic energy for breakfast…” -Midnight
“I’m busy right now bleeding all over the mountain…” -Midnight
“Wait a minute… make that ‘detect worthwhile minds’…” -Midnight
“Eat a few bricks… you’ll feel better.” -Midnight
“Hey… I died over here! If all you get is b****slapped, I don’t want to hear it!” -Midnight
“See? Even bleeding to death, I have a purpose!” -Midnight
“Put the Night Dragon back!” -Midnight
“Hey, just an FYI. The Night Dragon is back. It’s DEMON’s fault. We mobilize in 24 hours to defeat them both. Be there. If you don’t forward this message on to at least ten other Ultras, the world is going to end.” -Midnight writes the Ultra Chain Letter
“Your generosity is underwhelming…” -Midnight
“Blowing up my opponents works just fine as a romantic declaration!” -Midnight
“Delusions of Grandeur does not qualify as a Mental Power, Zephrem!” -Midnight
“I’m going to grab his arms… then I’m going to grab his head!” -Quirria’al
“Why not? He’s not using it anyway.” -Midnight
“I will turn your brain into Origami…” -Midnight
“I’m not going to make it easy on him!” -Midnight
“Oh, why not? Oh, that’s right… you’re not easy.” -John T
“No… I’m just cheap.” -Midnight
“Maybe you’ll fight better with that staff shoved up your a**… it’d give you a backbone, at least!” -Midnight
“I could have slept with him… but that just would have been tedious.” -Midnight
“So now Zephrem’s half the Morbane he used to be…” -Midnight
“We are the Dark Guardians, we are still here, and we are the hope that the sun will rise tomorrow!” -Midnight
“I suppose this is where I’m glad Quirria’al can’t see me, because then I don’t look like a target.” -Midnight